Churchill Theatre, Bromley: The New Statesman

Starring Rik Mayall

By Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran

Following last year’s hilarious smash hit, comedy genius Rik Mayall (The Young Ones, Bottom) returns to the stage in this brand new instalment of political intrigue and sexual shenanigans in Westminster.

Despite having a country to run, and regardless of who’s in Number 10, B’Stard is only concerned with joining the Trillionaires Club, and he doesn’t care how he gets the membership fee! This exclusive club boasts eight shadowy figures who own most of the world’s oil (three yanks, two Arabs, an Indian, a Russian and that guy who invented milk cartons). Condoleezza Rice has the key, but will she allow Alan access all areas?

Join Alan B’Stard as Blair prepares for his farewell tour and the cabinet discuss the issues of the day – school dinners, unmarried mothers, what the Blairs will do next, and most importantly, should Beckham be reinstated as Captain...

Rik Mayall's hilarious comedy creation is, once again, brought bang up to date in this new production by the writers of the original hit TV series, Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran.

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'Brings the house down! A real hoot' - The Daily Telegraph (2006)

'Mayall's star power ensures pure apolitical pleasures' - The Times (2006)

Performances:

Mon 25 Jun: 7:45pm
Tue 26 Jun: 7:45pm
Wed 27 Jun: 7:45pm
Thu 28 Jun: 2:30pm, 7:45pm
Fri 29 Jun: 7:45pm
Sat 30 Jun: 2:30pm, 7:45pm