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DIRECT FROM A SELL-OUT WEST END RUN
Rik Mayall (The Young Ones, Bottom) stars in
The New Statesman
By Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran
RIK MAYALL is back, and he’s playing his favourite, deliciously devious and deceitful character! He invented New Labour and now he’s on a mission to keep them in power forever.
Despite having a country to run, and regardless of who’s in Number 10, B’Stard is only concerned with joining the Trillionaires Club. Condoleezza Rice has the key, but will she allow Alan access all areas?
This brand new instalment penned for the stage by original award-winning writers Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran is brought bang up to date with all the topical issues of the moment, whether embarrassing, hilarious or just downright rude!
Join Alan B’Stard as Blair prepares for his farewell tour and the cabinet discuss the issues of the day – school dinners, unmarried mothers and what the Blairs will do next.
Don’t miss Rik Mayall’s (The Young Ones; Bottom) hilarious comedy creation in this BRAND NEW PRODUCTION which also stars Lysette Anthony (Three Up, Two Down; The Vagina Monologues) as Alan’s devious and equally corrupt wife, Arabella B’Stard.
Audio Described Performance- Wed 21 Mar, 7.30pm by Denise Rocard
Groups Discount Available
Friends Discount
£5 off top 2 prices Thu eve (week 1)
Mon & Tue eves (week 2)
Silver Friends Discount
2 for 1 top 2 prices Thu eve (week 1) & Mon eve (week 2)


'Mayall’s star power ensures pure apolitical pleasures' - The Times (2006)
'Rik Mayall – one of our greatest comic actors' - Sir David Frost
'Mayall – a masterclass in comic panache' - Daily Telegraph
Performances:
Thu 15 Mar: 7:30pm
Fri 16 Mar: 7:30pm
Sat 17 Mar: 7:30pm
Mon 19 Mar: 7:30pm
Tue 20 Mar: 7:30pm
Wed 21 Mar: 7:30pm
Thu 22 Mar: 2:30pm, 7:30pm
Fri 23 Mar: 7:30pm
Sat 24 Mar: 2:30pm, 7:30pm
| | A | B | C | D | E |
| Mon - Thu eves & Sat mat | £24.00 | £21.00 | £18.00 | £15.00 | £12.00 |
| Fri & Sat eve | £25.00 | £22.00 | £19.00 | £16.00 | £13.00 |
| Thu mat | £19.00 | £17.00 | £14.00 | £12.00 | £9.00 |
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