 
'If you haven't seen it, go. If you have, go again' - Daily Express
'A smattering of genius' - Financial Times
'Leaves you high with happiness and physically weak with laughter. Brilliantly written, beautifully acted, technically ingenious. A comic masterpiece' - The Daily Telegraph
'Michael Frayn's masterpiece raises the roof' - Daily Express
'Inspired lunacy and sublime slapstick'
Performances:
Mon 24 Nov: 7:45pm
Tue 25 Nov: 7:45pm
Wed 26 Nov: 7:45pm
Thu 27 Nov: 2:30pm, 7:45pm
Fri 28 Nov: 7:45pm
Sat 29 Nov: 2:30pm, 7:45pm
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Friends
£5 off Mon - Thu eves
Silver & Platinum Friends
£5 off all performances
Friends Special
Mon 24 eve £18
Friday Friends Post Show Reception
(Limited availability)
Under 25s Special
£15 Mon & Tue eve
Please note that concessions are not available for online bookings.
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Maggie Steed (Shine On Harvey Moon), Ben Hull (Hollyoaks), Colin Baker (Dr Who), Jonathan Coy (Doc Martin) and Liza Sadovy star in
Noises Off
Over a million people have wept with laughter at Michael Frayn’s sharp and witty multi-award winning comedy so don’t miss the chance to get your hands on the hottest ticket in town!
Noises Off is a glorious comic romp, which offers two plays for the price of one! Whilst the traditional British comedy Nothing On is being performed, a real life charade unfolds backstage during the show’s final rehearsal and the ensuing disastrous tour. Watch as the actors make their exits from one play, only to find themselves making entrances into the other -and back again!
Noises Off is one of the funniest nights you’ll spend at the theatre, about the theatre!
STAGETEXT Captioned Performance
Thu 27 Nov 7.45pm
Running Time TBC
‘MEAL DEAL’ WITH CALIGVLETTE’S IN BROMLEY
For a dining experience that offers fine food and great service look no further than Restaurant Caligvlette. This charming and idiosyncratic restaurant with its unique décor captures the warmth and atmosphere of the Mediterranean and the pre-theatre menu offers a mouthwatering choice of dishes to suit every palette and taste. In a new partnership we are pleased to offer you a full two-course set-menu meal and coffee with your Noises Off show ticket for just £34! To book call Ticket Sales and quote ‘Caligvlettes Deal’. Offer subject to availability.

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